The most amazing thing happened today. A few moments ago actually. I left UCF to run a few errands. My first class ends at 9:30 am and my next class doesn’t start until 3:00…I figured I’d better get back because it would take a while to find a parking spot. My favorite parking garage, H Garage was full but I was willing to risk it. It was chaos. People honking, middle fingers waving, I knew I’d made a huge mistake. But then, out of nowhere, to my left there’s a spot that at least five people must’ve driven by. Not a handicap spot. Not reserved or for motorcycles. Just a beautiful, everyday parking spot. If it could speak, it would’ve said “Chris! Here I am! I’ve been waiting for you! Come to me my love!” No, I’m not high. No, the massive amount of carbon monoxide from being in the parking garage for so long hasn’t affected my sense of reality lol. Seriously that’s how terrible the parking is at UCF. They were bragging about getting 66,000 NEW FRESHMAN THIS YEAR AND THEY CAN’T EVEN FIND ENOUGH PARKING FOR THE STUDENTS THEY HAVE. They actually opened up a big area behind the baseball field where you can park and every 15 minutes a transport will pick you up and drop you off near the Human Services Building. Not too shabby but not good enough when you paid 50+ dollars for a parking decal. Get your crap together UCF. I was actually having a cup of coffee at Vesper earlier and some UCF employees were there on their lunch break. Even they were frustrated and one made a joke saying “UCF stands for you can’t finish (it’s a long standing local joke)…it’s not because of the school or the professors or the students, it’s just because you can’t find anywhere to park!” I laughed, they looked, I blushed and continued reading my textbook.